Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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