She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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