Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Sorry about my life...
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That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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