ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
being pregnant is like rehab
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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