I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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