I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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