I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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