Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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