I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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