Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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