these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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