You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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