I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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