no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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