please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
3pm strippers are depressing
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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