Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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