it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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