Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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