guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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3 2 1 whiskey
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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