hell yes lets make some ravioli
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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