The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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