He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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