I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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