i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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