Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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