you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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