I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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