When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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