What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
3pm strippers are depressing
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
