Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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