Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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