once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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