she is the kim kardashian of front butts
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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