i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Tornado booty call.. dedication
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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