Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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