stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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