kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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