I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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