There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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