I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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