This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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