I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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