The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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