all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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