do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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