have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think a kid would responsible me up
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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