Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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