At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Alive.
So much puke
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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