Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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