i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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