The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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