I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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