This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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