Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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