I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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