You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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