my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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