I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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